Lazzou

'''Fine Mistress. Go to Prethagmi's lair. But in case he doesn't suffer a change of heart at the sight of you breaking into his home unannounced and disrupting his recovery from the wounds you inflicted on him; take me with you so I can tell you I told you so and look suitably smug.' ''

Lazzou is the golem guardian of the Demi-god Ommigen who herself lacks fighting skills and strength. He serves the role of guardian in both the form of a guard and that of a parental figure. He and his predecessors were built by their mistress to be adult and responsible so that she wouldn't have to be.

Construction
Lazzou is the most recent of long line of golems created by Ommigen, all baring his name.

He is made out of whatever materials Ommigen has in her hands when she decides to add to her creation. Which often leads to Lazzou consisting of some unfortunately unintimidating items. (Although he suspects the incident in which she constructed him entirely out of live ponies was an intentional attempt against his reputation) Though normally Ommigen grants Lazzou a humanoid shape as par his request. ''Usually. ''

He often to has complex and pointless internal systems operating within him. An example is that for a long time he had a small sprout farm inside his chest to supply the engine that relied on the sounds of children having violent tantrums at dinner time for power. Currently he is powered by a digestion chamber in his chest.

Powers
Lazzou is not supernaturally strong; he relies on the size, strength and abilities provided to him by Ommigen's design. Nor is he immortal; his materials decay and rot as they would normally and without Ommigen's attention he will fall into disrepair. Many Lazzous have died over the years during times where Ommigen is too preoccupied to show him interest. In these events the Lazzous often make the effort to have mortals build a replacement Lazzou so that Ommigen doesn't have to face the death of her friend. Dying without grievance is a small price to pay in their eyes.

Personality
Lazzous are not programmed. Their personalities are created from what Ommigen can salvage from the previous and any mortal minds she has to hand. Ommigen makes a note never to again use two people from the same marriage, not since the last time she did so and produced a Lazzou that was far too... fascinated with himself.

Because Lazzous are not programmed they exercise free will. And serve the role of guardian to The Artist not out of any obligation or for pay, but out of the kindness of their own hearts and appreciation for Ommigen's generous and joyous nature. There are some Lazzous abandoned their mistress and few of them still survive to today, scattered about Roa, though these do not keep the name of Lazzou.

The current Lazzou is calm, intelligent and dignified (Or at least puts a strong effort into being dignified considering the situations Ommigen puts him into) he is ferociously caring and loyal for his mistress but is unafraid to confront her and point out her flaws and mistakes and even cracks the occasional joke in light of them, which is not an act of the week hearted considering Ommigen's childish nature and her ability to create interesting punishments.

Role in the Rp
Lazzou so far has not left his mistress' side. He aprehanded Prethagmi at the battle of Ta'lik when the god endangered his mistress.